The sentences that occur out of children’s mouths are actually original.
That’s why Lacey Ellis made the LittleHoots app, which enables parents to conveniently doc and archive their children’s humorous malapropisms, 1-liners and additional. She also collects highlights from the app on social media and in a weekly newsletter.
Needless to say, there are a lot of priceless estimates. Below, we’ve rounded up a variety of hilarious, lovely and oddly insightful utterances from young children that their parents have shared on LittleHoots. Visit the LittleHoots website for additional humorous kid estimates, as very well as their new line of greeting cards.
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