Young ones do not always use the accurate phrases to describe the world around them, but they normally come up with hilarious ― and arguably excellent ― terms.
Many moms and dads tweet their kids’ humorous descriptors and malapropisms, together with “chocolate jello” (pudding), “sneeze gravy” (snot), “finger skaters” and “statue of puberty.”
We have rounded up 35 humorous tweets about the inventive names youngsters give items. Take pleasure in!
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