Welcome to my life. Toddlers are a special and relentless sort of wacked.
Your two-12 months-outdated questioned for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You silly, naive idiot. They didn’t basically want the blue cup. They wanted the eco-friendly cup. No hold out, the pink cup. Or no cup. Basically, their h2o bottle. Not the orange one, the pink just one. Oh wait around, they’ll consume the relaxation of your can of Perrier, thank you very much. Yah, that’s it. *brain explodes*
Toddlers are a wacky bunch, unburdened by common courtesy, psychological restraint, rational pondering and the like. They want what they want when they want it, no matter if it’s a mouth complete of bathwater or a protection rest room plunger. But they are also the most hilarious very little creatures in the earth. Cue the memes! We’ve rounded up the most LOL and eerily precise depictions of toddlerdom. Enjoy.
Also so. a lot. urine.
She experienced a berry very good night time.
Not gonna lie, was not the most effective weekend.
Shit, that is a new one.
No shame + stolen telephone = potty schooling camera roll occasion
Send espresso and prayers. (Credit rating: @thequestionablemom)
This is why we pressure-try to eat ’til 2 a.m. (By @thedad.father)
Why are they like this?!
Toddlers constantly carry the drama.
AHHHHH!
Wait until eventually you listen to mommy’s Sunday night grunts. (By @spritch29)
Really do not overlook the stickers. So several stickers. In all places.
Is there a PhD for mess-making?
That final little bit of havoc I wreaked was especially exhausting.
Who understood so many fights would be about sticks?!
And from that day forth, they knew almost everything about anything.
Compact but terrifying.
Iconic.
Tonight’s the night!
Shout out to all the dad and mom preparing to choose their toddler to a restaurant tonight hoping this time will be distinct.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2022
I’m a monster.
Oh, and a tiny wine if you are so inclined.
Here comes the flood.
If I cannot see you there is no way you can see me.
Not so fast.
Uh oh.
As usually, your trash is your toddler’s treasure. (Credit: @winecheezits)
They seriously do get in the way of your plans, don’t they.
Strike me.